OVERHEARD IN THE BOOKSTORE
Customer: What I don't like about books is how indiscreet the authors can be. And it's really hard to get in touch with them. Sometimes they're even dead.
C: I'm a very elaborate thinker, you see: I can think of alternates to the statements they make.
C: You have a nice selection here. Goodbye.
BPB: Thank you.
Ben: Okay, that was even more surreal than the last one. I'm afraid to see what's going to walk through the door next.
Martian: Ooo-la ooo-la?
B: Over here, behind the plant, under "W"
B: Thank you.
Although this didn't happen to me it could have and I had to share!!
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