It's gonna be a loooonnnggg day

Customer: Do you have a public washroom?
Me: Yes it's right over there.

I point to the washroom which is visible from where we are standing

Customer: The one in the back with "Employees Only" on the door?
Me: Umm... No, the one with the sign that says "Washroom"

The one you can see. From Here. That I am Pointing At. That says that it is the washroom on the door... It should not be that hard.

I may have the bah humbugs on today.