Customer: You you have any George Orwell?
Me: Sure, over here in the fiction section.
Customer: No. He's not fiction.
Me: Umm yes he is certainly fiction.
From across the room I hear a coworker say: Yeah all those talking animals are totally non-fiction
I get the books for the customer and he buys them - still quite sure that they're in the wrong place in the store because he only ever buys non-fiction.
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