High Expectations

Customer: I'd like to schedule some computer lessons.
Me: I'm sorry, we don't have computer lessons.
Customer: Well you sell computer books.
Me: Yes?
Customer: Then you should give lessons.
Me: Umm. Well we don't. You could check with the local computer stores I'm sure they know where you can get computer lessons.
Customer: This is disgraceful. You sell computer books you should give lessons. (leaves in a huff)


We also sell books on painting, animal husbandry, toilet training, gardening, foreign languages, golf just to name a few. Thank goodness no one has come in expecting lessons in swahili. Yet. Knock on wood for me.