BOOKS!

Like many book stores we have a small coffee area in the store. It is less than 1/4 of the store.

This customer has been in every day for about a week.

Customer: You should have a much bigger sign outside saying you have coffee.
Me: We have considered that but since we're mainly a book store it'll have to wait until we get a whole list of other things done.

The customer looks around

Customer: Wow, I never noticed all the books before.



WHAT?? Seriously? I can't even explain how ridiculous that is! There are SO many books. EVERYwhere! Plus our name is ____________ Books.
What the heck did did she think the rest of the floor space was?