Clueless

Customer: Can I look at the books?
Me: Sure.
Customer: The covers. I want to look at the covers.
Me: OK
The customer wanders around looking at books for a minute or two.
Customer: Do you have non fiction?
Me: Yes sir all of these shelves in this area are non-fiction. ( I sort of wave my arm around the area we are standing in)
Customer: So the other side of this shelf is non-fiction?
Me: Yes. All of these shelves are non-fiction.
Customer: So this shelf is non-fiction?
Me: Yes.
Customer walks to another shelf in the same area.
Customer: So this is non fiction too? Just different categories?
Me: Yes.


These people can not possible all be trying to do a Borat can they?